Worst Jokes Ever

Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.

xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.

"freshfry talk to me!"

Doin (DYM 28).

Where is this pic of me in my bra?

Neighbor 1: Knock knock.

Neighbor 2: You forgot the 3rd knock.

Odin: .....

Ty choked on DT’s willy.

Your (DYM 32).

Mom!

Friend: Your life is a joke.

Me: No, jokes have meaning.

Hi Prince.

O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.

Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!

And just look up anything that is hot! And don't forget to comment!

I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!

The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.

Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.

Mom!

You gonna poop someday.

What do you call an orphan? Homeless.

What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.

Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.