Worst Jokes Ever
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.