Worst Jokes Ever

Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.

Why is it OK to hit an orphan?

Because they can’t tell their parents.

Noob butter eater.

Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.

If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!

I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."

What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?

An arti-“choke”!

My foot itches.

If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.

An autistic kid.

Why did the bus cross the road?

One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!

I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.

It's a sad state of affairs.

Imagine.

Penis and balls.

John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"

Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."

You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.

It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.

All hail President Trump!