Worst Jokes Ever
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Help! I got my brother pregnant.
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
"When God sends me to hell... I want him to hesitate." -Techno
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
USS Liberty. Never forget.
It was bombed and destroyed by the Israeli airforce. Thirty-four dead, 171 wounded. The official story says “accident,” yet an American flag was clearly visible on the ship.
Motive: An attempt to cut off our foreign intelligence on Israel? Blame the bombing on an Arab country?
Just imagine if any other nation bombed an American ship...
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.