Worst Jokes Ever
Who is this Gwen person?
Prince, I'm ready to chat!
Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.
Mom!
O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
And just look up anything that is hot! And don't forget to comment!
You gonna poop someday.
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
Dan is very, very bent.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
Bum.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Spinach
Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!
Farmer #2: EGGcellent!
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
Boi.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.