Worst Jokes Ever
I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"
Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
I like penis in my bum!
Who is your mum?
An emo.
My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.