Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
You a cunt.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
I love animals!
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
What has legs but can't walk?
A veteran.
What has four legs and an arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
What is fall?
When I get hungry 😋
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
Get confused with Confucius!
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
I love the letters of the alphabet.
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.