Worst Jokes Ever
Look in the mirror.
Sonic Boom in my ass.
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
Krusty nut
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
What do you give a sick lemon?
A lemon-aid.
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
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What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?