Worst Jokes Ever
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.
Jokes have meaning.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Me in the middle of the night boiling water.
Me talking to my brother: How do you make holy water?
My brother: How?
Me: You boil the hell out of it.
Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.
Hanuman is a monkey.
Banana bread is cute.