Worst Jokes Ever
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
What do you call a fight at a dementia unit?
A Sundown Smackdown.
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
My friend is a pimp.
I think he's having an existential crisis. Lately, he just wants to be alone with his thots.
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!
A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"
Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.