Worst Jokes Ever
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
You have Chinged your last Chong.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
One day, Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?
Ground Beef.
What is the difference between the human and a human and walk home walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?
Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
What time is it?
Ya nan does gymnastics with her boyfriends.
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.