Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a fight at a dementia unit?
A Sundown Smackdown.
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
My friend is a pimp.
I think he's having an existential crisis. Lately, he just wants to be alone with his thots.
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
The last time I ever made a joke was just now.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
"The truest things ARE the funniest things."
-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.