Worst Jokes Ever
Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Redmi
I did a walk today, but I did have a good day. Tomorrow night, I...
Keep rolling your eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there.
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause he was on crack.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
Wahoo!
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.
It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.