Worst Jokes Ever
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
What time is it?
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
Why is "T" well-respected, but more in its lowercase form?
It crossed the line with Jesus.
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."