Worst Jokes Ever
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Ball stretcher.
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
Me so horny! Me so horny!
Know your ABCs! Assholes, bitches, and cocaine!
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,
Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.
Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!