Worst Jokes Ever
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
What kind of tree fits in your hands?
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?
What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?
Hi 👋 magic school 🏫.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!
Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.
A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"
Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."