Worst Jokes Ever
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
That is so bad, just like you.
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.