Worst Jokes Ever
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
You mehheheeheheeeehehehe.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
Ichigo solos.
Goku solos.