Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
Big (DYM 78).
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Alya and freshfry.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
Hair (DYM 81).
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
Like (DYM 82).
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
Hi izz.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
The (DYM 137).