Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
Oooo, Gabriel Casey.
Bababooey.
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
It's snot fair!
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
Read the comments.
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
Your (DYM 13).
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
Mom! (DYM 14)
Heyy.
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
"Prince, please help me. This faker is driving me crazy!"
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.