Worst Jokes Ever
This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."
What falls and never gets hurt? Rain ☔
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
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Nancy be like, "Don't do drugs, do cock!"
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.