Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Because he wanted to go to high school.

Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?

Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!

When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"

There were two twins, and they were both very tall.

The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.

What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?

The flowers actually get picked.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.