Worst Jokes Ever
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
Speak in AAVE, Mr. Bear...
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.
If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?
What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.
I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".
Google 'dancing Israelis'.