Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. He says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave.
The poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least ÂŁ100.
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Whatâs the difference between me and grass? Grass doesnât cut itself.
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up!
What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days!
What is the state of Texas for? Guns!
What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!)
What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly!
What is the state of Nevada for? Ever heard of gambling?
What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting!
What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
I want to fight! LET'S FIGHT!!!
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesnât cut itself.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.