Worst Jokes Ever
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Brazil is a joke.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)