Worst Jokes Ever
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.
Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."
I was gonna make a gay joke but fuck it.
Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.
That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
What did the horses say to the donkeys?
"Jackasses, please like!"
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
What's the difference between you and me?
I have a plan for this new year.
So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.