Worst Jokes Ever

What is the postman's favorite fruit?

Water-mail-on.

You want to hear a joke?

Your mom.

I always press the stop button to see you.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.

Hi, I'm the wicked wiener!!!

What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

What time is it when you get home and you walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school? Oooooo day, a great night for

Fun!

What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"

I love my new phone.

Hi 👋 I love 💕 you walk in and out oon.

I did have a good night, and I did a good night, and I had fun, and I had to.

"I love you." "You too, I love you!" 😍

I love my family.

I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.

I love just having fun!

School is the best!

What is a joke?

I did have a good [time].

Bus went vrrrrrrrm.