Worst Jokes Ever
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
You're adopted.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.