Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste!

Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.

What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?

Then he gets into treble!

Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to skull.

I love myself.

Bruh.

There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.

There is no joke.

How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.

omg hot.

Stephanie

I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Maserati.

Maserati who?

Why don't you clean up this Maserati?

What do you give a sick bird?

Tweet-ment!

I love ❤️ dogs.

Be nice.

What did the 5 say to the S?

"Nice shape."

I love you and I love you too. I love ❤️.

I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.