Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

So dark.

Many jokes about orphans.

God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!

I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.

My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."

Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!

Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.

My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.

And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"

I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.

The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!