Worst Jokes Ever
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
Spider-Man, more like spider orphan.
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?
Boomerangs come back.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?