Worst Jokes Ever
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
So Mungus.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
I want to di... dive! Yeah!
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
I wish I was dead like my jokes.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.