Worst Jokes Ever
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
Me lol.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
I read to deaf kids in my spare time.
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.