Worst Jokes Ever
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
Teacher: Okay class, look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word.
Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny."
Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny?
Me: 'Cause she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
Person: You're so ugly.
Me: You ugly.
Person: I'm not a mirror.
Me: And I'm not your reflection.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.