Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
Why canât orphans ride bikes?
Because they donât have parent supervision.
I love you.
What time do you call me tomorrow?
I love my dog!
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, had some fun, now they have 4 babies.
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
Rape jokes are not funny.
Look at my name by the wayđ.