Worst Jokes Ever
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
Ready when you are, KK.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
I love school.
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Hi 👋! I love 💕 you! Ooooooo!
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
Angel is a good word.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
"What bus?"