Worst Jokes Ever
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
Jesus saved me from eternal fate, but I didn't want to get saved. I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.
I pray to a dead human I hope to be reunited with.
Jesus, that's sick.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
I like orphan boys, no homo.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?