Worst Jokes Ever
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat, but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Teacher: Okay class, look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word.
Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny."
Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny?
Me: 'Cause she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."