Worst Jokes Ever
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
Boy: *scares girl*
Girl: "Gosh, you scared me, Jesus!"
Jesus: *Arrives out of nowhere and said, "What is it, human? I got work to do."*
Girl: What work?
Jesus: "Coming out of nowhere when people say 'Jesus.'"
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them where their parents were.
God, I love working at an orphanage!
So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?
It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
My name says it all.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?