Worst Jokes Ever
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
I'm a rapist.
Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.
Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
How do you stop a MeToo feminazi from telling the world about being raped? Easy: just rape her mouth shut.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
What do sheep wear to the beach?
A baa-kini.
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to ten trees.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.