Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Ready when you are, KK.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.