Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?

“A sped runner.”

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    • What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?

    Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.

    The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.

    Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.

    Real emo: same.

    Fake emo: another piece of cake.

    (everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!

    (person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!

    (all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.

    There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.

    What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.

    What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?

    The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.

    For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"