Worst Jokes Ever
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.