Worst Jokes Ever
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.
You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
Roses are red.
I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!
I had the BEST day EVER.
1: I woke up.
2: I met someone I'm sad about.
3: I had fun and got them back again online.
But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD
Have a great day today!
I miss playing baseball.
Something you can say about a restaurant, but not your partner:
"So you’re open 24 hours a day?"
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
My face when “Free Palestine” wasn’t a sales deal.
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
Four big guys.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
Iron Man: Where are you from?
Thor: Asgard.
Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?