Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
I lost my job at the bank today. A lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
Shoutout to gil44200ns for commenting on my post!
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
You get a deep voice, you shit talk to 5 year olds.
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.