Worst Jokes Ever
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
Sheep want to wool the world :)
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?
Adopt Me...
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
"Of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms."
Therapist just mean the-rapist.
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling!
What time is it when a nurse's here?
It's nurse-thirty.
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
They wanted somebody to call "daddy."
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.