Worst Jokes Ever
I rule my women with an IRON FIST!!
Yeah, literally an iron that my fist is clenching against her face.
What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
A kid was asking a mother for money.
Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.
The kid kept asking the mother for money.
Mother: I already told you I don't have money.
The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes
Shout out to johnny4488 for commenting on my last post!
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!
Ben
A girl said she liked dogs. I called her a bitch.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
Yo, Dad is so skinny, he doesn't work out enough.
That feeling when elbow surgery was yesterday.
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.
You're so poor not even Dollar Tree has your prices.
I saw a poor man and I gave him money, and he said, "Nope, I don't need money." So I gave him money, and he punched me for no reason.