Worst Jokes Ever
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I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
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Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
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What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
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Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's?
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
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A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."