Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
What do squirrels eat?
Nuts. 🥜
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
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Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."
"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH.
Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.