Worst Jokes Ever
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
I lost my job at the bank today. A lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Shoutout to gil44200ns for commenting on my post!
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
You get a deep voice, you shit talk to 5 year olds.
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
Jesus got rejected. A few years later, he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
"Knife to meet ya."