Worst Jokes Ever
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob?
The gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole.
What do gay men like cocks?
π¦π¦π¦ they like the cream filling π
π€ What do gay men who are physically handicapped βΏ can do better than a man who is heteroflexible when π€ he has another man's π π π π π³ π cock inside π of his warm mouth π π give a π π good blowjob?
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!
What do you call an autistic kid thatβs good at art?
Artistic.
Whatβs the difference between football and rape?
Women donβt like football.
EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Like if you meet someone emo.
Why canβt orphans use computers?
Because they donβt have a homepage.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!