Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.
Son, what is 1 plus 1?
Dad, I don't know.
Son, it is 2.
Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.
Chupapi Muñañyo
I can’t wait for collage....
5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.
LET'S GOOOO!
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is gay, and so are you.
Why did Dad say no to the pool? Because he can't swim.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.
Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.
Anyways, she cried lol.
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
I like cats.
"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"
My son is broken: "I think at home!"
Happiness!
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
You're really special.
But the R in special is silent.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up a dead baby's ass.
Hi, I have a question for you.
Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?
Yeah, sorry xD
You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊♂️