Worst Jokes Ever
Boy and girl.
Boys af sex wus ur girl?
Me: Hey, Mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?
Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.
My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
Here’s a joke, go look in a mirror.
Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Rape humor is not funny. Like if you agree.
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave Uncle Willie an idea.
penis balls cum <3
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
Nobody likes you because you are an orphan.
I'm a gay.