Worst Jokes Ever
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
Good Morning Everyone, have a good and positive day!
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.
Trump, just why?
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
My friend Harry.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Hi guys! Ello here! So I am determined to get as many people as possible to like my jokes and comment. So, without further ado, here goes nothing!
So I have been looking at all your jokes, and UHHHHHH has not been the nicest. I don't really love the words she is choosing, but I'm not going to let her get in my head. :)
So guys make sure that you like and comment! Love y'all!!!!! :D
Hey Qwen, it's me.
Let's make this post have the same likes and dislikes.
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!