Worst Jokes Ever
How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.
Orphans have no parents.
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
Bick: Jesus isn't real.
Ron: Yes, He is.
Bick: Prove it, bitch.
Ron: Cussing is a sin. Open the curtains.
Bick: Wh-?
Ron: JUST DO IT, DAMMIT!
The sunlight shone through the window, landing on Ron and Bick. Both of them died and went to hell.
Ron: Fuck you, Jesus.
Bick: Told you Jesus was real.
Satan: Get to work, slaves.
Moral of the story: Stay off the marijuana.
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
What do you call an opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
When the moon hits the earth,
IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan.
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣