Worst Jokes Ever
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
Jesus has a twisted humor.
kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.
It was 2017, and lots of people were hating RiceGum because he released "Frick Da Police," a diss track insulting Idubbbz's Content Cop video on RiceGum.
A few hours after the diss track was released, someone went to Rice's house and spray painted "Asian Jake Paul" on the wall of the front of his house.
Rice went to "meet" Idubbbz, then he saw the graffiti.
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"
Hours later, police found 4 suspects.
"Explain."
Sus 1: I don't vandalize.
Sus 2: I was staying indoors because it was rainy.
Sus 3: I fucking hate RiceGum, but I would not ruin his cheap ass house lol.
Sus 4: I eat bricks.
Police: I know who.
RiceGum: Who?
Police: ITS-
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Notice anything in the number crowd?
Comment the answer below and I will see who is correct.
Yo mama fat as fuck.
Like if you're gay.
Dislike if you are lez.
BLM.
Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.
Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Why is he ourple?
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.
There was a crying pandemic going around.
"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
If two stoners get married, do they have joint assets?
Wanna hear a joke?
Jesus being real.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳
I wish I was a policeman, 'cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.