Worst Jokes Ever
Hey guys, I use toilet paper.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
Every hair zodiac has a hairstyle--except Cancer.
Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus.
I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
God, aka Mr. Universe said he was God's gift to this earth, but where is he?
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
The girl in the picture has no ass.
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))