Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!
How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.
Orphans have no parents.
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
Bick: Jesus isn't real.
Ron: Yes, He is.
Bick: Prove it, bitch.
Ron: Cussing is a sin. Open the curtains.
Bick: Wh-?
Ron: JUST DO IT, DAMMIT!
The sunlight shone through the window, landing on Ron and Bick. Both of them died and went to hell.
Ron: Fuck you, Jesus.
Bick: Told you Jesus was real.
Satan: Get to work, slaves.
Moral of the story: Stay off the marijuana.
When the moon hits the earth,
IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan.
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
What do you call an opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠