Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
"Gotta number one victory royale."
What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.
Up your pp with a piece of crap!
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
*Enter password*
"ScoobyDoo"
"Password must contain special character."
"ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman"
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?