Worst Jokes Ever
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!