Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the rapper go to the bank?

To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.

Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2)

To WITHDRAW some BEATS.

What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?

A flow bee.

How do rappers keep their breath fresh?

With some FRESH BEATS.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?

MC Reel

Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.

They hate change.

Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P

What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?

Hot Wheels.

Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.

The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.

You wanna talk Kenya ;)

What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?

He got gangryeen.

Gangrene+green+angry

Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.

My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.

So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 🤣😂

I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

That's kinda sus, you know?

A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."

Why is the orphan cold?

'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.

When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.

FUCKING MENT

You suck.