Worst Jokes Ever
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.