Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
Hi, I'm Coby Bayley.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2)
To WITHDRAW some BEATS.