Worst Jokes Ever
Hairline got repossessed.
That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
Kiwi loves Brad.
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize.
Gwen, are you there?
I like my woman how I like my wine, just under 2 years old.
I AM FUCKING HAPPY AS HELL.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.
The "w" in Africa is for water.
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"