Worst Jokes Ever
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
I bought my friend a rope for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book ever.
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.
Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!
My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.
Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.
What did the zero say to the eight?
"Nice belt!"
Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?
I wake up and I find myself on the floor.
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
I don't want to date an alien.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.