Worst Jokes Ever
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
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Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
When do cows moo? Moosday.
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
There are three people on the steps of Heaven. God tells them all he is having a good day and if they make him laugh by telling him how they died, he will let them in.
The first one said, "I just finished a long day of work and I get home, and right as I stepped in, I knew my wife was cheating on me. I searched everywhere and I couldn’t find anybody, so I got a drink and went to the balcony, and then I saw him, hanging off the ledge of the balcony. I kicked his hands, but he wouldn’t fall, so I threw a Refrigerator at him, and I fell with the Refrigerator."
God busted out laughing and let him in.
The next person walked up and God told him the same thing he told the other person. God told him that he didn’t think that he could make him laugh more than the first person. The second guy said, "So get this, I’m a window washer on the 8th floor. I’m washing the windows like normal, and this enraged psychopath walks up and starts kicking my hands, and then he throws a refrigerator at me and I die."
God bursts out laughing so much to where he falls off his chair, and he lets the guy through. The next guy comes up and God tells him the same thing he told the last two people, and he tells him that there is no way that he can make him laugh more than the other two did. So he starts talking. "So get this, I’m in a refrigerator..."
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
Here's a joke: Your life decisions.
Jack
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.