Worst Jokes Ever
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
You're an alcoholic!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
Don't free Britney!
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
My boyfriend dumped me. Guess who came back crawling for his zimmer frame?
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
The convoy truckers are a joke.
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.