Worst Jokes Ever
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!