Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW.
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!