Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
Worst Jokes Ever
Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.
What did the zero say to the eight?
"Nice belt!"
Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?
I wake up and I find myself on the floor.
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
I don't want to date an alien.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"