Worst Jokes Ever
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
I can smell your kids!
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
A blind man walks into a bar...
And then a chair.
And then a table.
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
I go beep like a Jeep.
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
The convoy truckers are a joke.
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.