Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
BIDEN!
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
My girlfriend is like treasure to me.
You need a shovel to find her.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Scientists found water on Mars, mars-1 africa-0.
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.
I walked up to a man, and he said, "How's the weather up there?" and then I pushed him into the street to get hit by a bus.
I once told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man because he is far from home.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, girls would find me attractive.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.
Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.