Worst Jokes Ever

Friend: I broke up with Sara.

Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.

Friend: How did her pussy feel?

Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.

Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!

One day I came to my mom and said, "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"

Mom: "No you can't..."

Me: *throws butter out the window* Me: "Look I made a butterfly!"

lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because dad never came back with the milk.

I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.

What do you call a dead baby?

Spawn killed.

I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents were...

Man, I love working at an orphanage.

I asked an emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?

Kill their parents.

How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it.

How many kids does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂

If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

9/11 victims are the best readers.

They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.

What do gay people and mice have in common?

They both hate pussy cats!

I cried when my dad cut onions. Onions was such a good dog.

What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?

Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.