What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
Worst Jokes Ever
Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.
How do you get 500 drunk TTC people out? "Ah, on fire, a warning shot." "Uhhh sir, it's a M92 mortar." "Ah, just fire the shot!" Please get out before you get triggered from the pool and you have no clothes showing your nono parts. Oh wait, please get out of the pool drunk people. Potato, potatoes, fire ze shot.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
One time, there was a happy little girl. One day, her teacher asked how many legs and arms a pineapple have. She said,
"You know those pokey things on it? That's how many."
Teacher says, "That's dumb. They have zero." Then the next day, the girl set a fire in her house, and she burned her legs and arms. Then she survived and went to school. Then the teacher said, "I heard your house went on fire, and by the way, you know you don't have no arms or legs, right?" The girl said, "OK." Then the teacher asked the question the teacher asked yesterday again. She said, "What do you call a girl with no legs or arms?" The teacher said, "Answer my question!" The girl said, "OK, OK, the girl said 13." The teacher said, "Pineapples do not even have legs!"
Then the teacher had to calm down. Then the teacher said to the girl, "Ask a question. Whatever you want." Then the girl said, "Ok, and I'm sorry, teacher." Teacher said, "It's ok, I need a break." The girl said, "What do you call a girl without legs or arms?" Someone from the class, her name was Nia, she said, "A worm." She said, "NO!!!" The teacher said, "Calm down. Just tell us what!" The girl said, "OK then." The girl said it.......
And y'all who is reading my story, guess what the answer is before I tell you and by the way the girl's name is Sunny. Back to story.........she said the answer is A PINEAPPLE! Then when the teacher was calm, she told her to sit down. Then the teacher read a story, "The Three Little Pigs." Then the girl went home, she got a new house, then lived happily ever after.
My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.
Why don’t you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.
I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
What do people use more than you that is yours?
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
What can you catch, but not throw?
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.