Worst Jokes Ever
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
I love autumn!
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What is the best day to go to the beach?
On Sunday.
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
Somebody shouts "Fire!"
Man 1: Get the children out!
Man 2: F*** the children!
Man 3: We don't have time!
Hey, wanna hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.