Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.