Worst Jokes Ever
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
Jack
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
Pulp is a palindrome.
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Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did.
I did who?
You did a poo.
Má ég fara heim?
(In an infant-esque voice.)
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
You're an alcoholic!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
Here's a joke: Your life decisions.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.