Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
This video got me on the ground. 😂
Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.
The "w" in Africa is for water.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?