Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
"No towers? :("
"No queen? :("
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.