Worst Jokes Ever

What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?

Fuller House😂

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"

"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."

"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."

"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.

These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.

2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!

1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?

2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.

3. My foot lasts longer than your life.

Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"

The chicken is so fat.

What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?

A pee-ano/piano.

There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.

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Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!

"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."

I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.

Two sentence horror stories go.

The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"

Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.

Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.

Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.

Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.

I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!

What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?

The orange tastes good.

What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?

He he he haw.

What do apples and orphans have in common?

The apple gets picked.