Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
Are you serious right now, bro?
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.
Now we call him hot wheels.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*
I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.