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Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEE YEEEEE
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I love silly jokes.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."