Worst Jokes Ever
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
The emo kid wanted a high five. I left him hanging, so did the tree.
What's the most difficult thing about being a pediatric surgeon?
Keeping the scalpel steady while masturbating.
As I was eating this girl out, I thought I tasted some horse semen... I exclaimed, "Oh, Grandma! That's how you died!"
John, I like your cut, G.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.