Worst Jokes Ever
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
"No towers? :("
"No queen? :("
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.
Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.