Worst Jokes Ever

How does a rapper clean their house?

With a BEAT BRUSH!

Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!

What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?

So, it was you....

Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?

A: They exorcise.

Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.

What do you call a downie superhero?

Chromo-doner.

What's the difference between Canada and the USA?

In the USA, Trump is sitting in the Oval Office.

In Canada, he'd be sitting in the waiting room of a MAiD clinic.

You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.

What did the water say to the cup?

"Good day!"

What's the best card in Clash Royale?

The Credit Card.

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Children are like pills.

The smaller they are, the easier they are to take.

What do you call an army of autistic people?

Special forces!

I’m the type to join a cult unknowingly, but get too lazy to commit to it.

I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.

"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."

"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."

What would you do if you were killed?

Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.