Worst Jokes Ever
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AI - AI - Rabo several projects:
Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”
Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
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