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Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
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What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Yo momma!
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
Suiiiii!
I bought drugs today.
Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.
That moment when you poop 😂
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.