Worst Jokes Ever
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
Fatherless jokes.
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.