Worst Jokes Ever

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Awww, don't cry!

That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.

What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?

Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝

Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.

Your classmate: You're so ugly.

Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.

Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"

The chicken is so fat.

What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?

A pee-ano/piano.

A B C D E F G.

Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!

What did the beach say when the tide came in?

"Long time no sea."

There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.

What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

Family Guy funny moments.

When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."

Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were just texting.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?

Hot Wheels.

What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.

You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.

Silence...

And then at last she spoke...

"Unexpected item in the bagging area."

I have an account at the website Memedroid.

My name is J0K35FromWJE.

Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).

I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).

Ok here's your joke now...

What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?

"Can I have a pizza that ass?"