A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
Worst Jokes Ever
"Ching chang chong."
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What is a dog?
A pet.
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
I can't with these, LMAOO!
Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men at the glory hole inside the adult bookstore?
Someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar?
Why does Trump build a wall?
There’s such a thing as a ladder.
What goes in and takes a while to come out?
What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Why did the cheetah kill the lion? Because he farted.
I know my jokes suck.
One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?
He killed everyone on this f#cking website.
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A guy in a white helmet telling kids to kill themselves.
I know a Chinese joy rider, Tommy Tookamotor.
Me: Hi, my name is...
Bro: Hey guys! So who are you?
Me: Hey, stop dude!
Bro: How is it going, bro--
Me: SHUT UP!
Bro: Is that a gun?
Me: *Pointing at bro*
Bro: Dude, I'm...
Me: *BANG* *BANG*
Me: Finally, it's over.
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.