Worst Jokes Ever

"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."

Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.

Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.

My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.

I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"

A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”

Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.

I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.

If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.

I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.

What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?

A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!

I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.

If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.

BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.

Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!

Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?

To dig deep with his lyrics.

Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?

To count his STACKS of CASH!

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"

What do you call a rapper who can't swim?

A FLOATER!