Worst Jokes Ever
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
I fucking hate school, god damn!
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
It is not funny about kidnapping.
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.