If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
Worst Jokes Ever
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.
Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!