Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
Cancer doesn't leave.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.
Welcome for the rhyme.
A man and a child walk into the woods. The child turns to the man and says, "Mister, can we go home? It's getting late, and I'm scared to walk home."
The man turns to the child and says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone!"
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.
I cried when my dad cut onions.
Onions was a good dog.
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.