Worst Jokes Ever
MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
1st graders: Ay yo girl, I think you’re beautiful, let’s get married!!
2nd graders: Uhh, don’t tell my mom that we’re dating!! She won’t let me date! Let’s keep this a seeeeecret heeheehee.
3rd graders: Uh, my teacher told me to stay after school because I wrote a poem about you and I’m 9 years old, we have to break up, sweetie.
4th graders: Hey, I think you’re cute!! Wanna date? I don’t think my girlfriend will mind.......
5th graders (they start wearing makeup): Ay girl, your eyelashes are pretty, I like you now, wanna date? Here’s my numberrrrrr.
6th graders: Heyyyyy, I gotta tell you a secret, I got a crush on you!! Don’t tell anyone!! Byeee, ooh, I’ll text you later!
7th graders: We need to make Peyton jealous because she broke up with you!! Wanna date? I mean, you’re not hot, but still, great personalityyyyy, alright, bye now.
8th graders: Hi sweetheart, I got STARRRBUCKKKSSS
Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
Laugh Now!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
we (DYM 55).
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to his owner.
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.