Worst Jokes Ever

Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"

The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"

Biden... get it?

When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,

You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"

How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?

Flip it upside down.

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How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?

When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?

When a plane hits it.

Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*

What do blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can’t see their parents.

Lenard is a joke.

What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.

A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.

Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.

What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?

One is wanted and one's not.

What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).

I like my woman how I like my wine, just under 2 years old.

I AM FUCKING HAPPY AS HELL.

Five (DYM 123).

Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?

So he could be in a lovely family before death.

How do you call an American bee?

USB.