Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
A B C D E F G.
Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
As I was eating this girl out, I thought I tasted some horse semen... I exclaimed, "Oh, Grandma! That's how you died!"
The chicken is so fat.
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
"Long time no sea."
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.