Worst Jokes Ever

Are you going to SHOWCON?

What’s SHOWCON?

Show con these nuts.

When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.

2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.

2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.

That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!

"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..

1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?

Mom: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.

Mom: Did you finish your homework?

Mom: We are going to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.

Mom: Dad and I talked. We are getting a new car next month.

Son: You are?? Oh my gosh, thank you!

Mom: No, I was just making sure you were getting my texts.

Son: That was cruel!

Hey, I'm Gwen. I just want to say I am speechless.

Hi Jake!

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).

I AM FUCKING HAPPY AS HELL.

Gwen, are you there?

Five (DYM 123).

Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?

Canned hunting.

Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

He won the “no-bell” prize.

Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.