Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!