Worst Jokes Ever
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.