Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive.
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"