Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
Hairline got repossessed.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
Literally the most popular job: YouTube.
I am starting a frog cult now!
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
"Fuck you, do something about it!"
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.