Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
What was I saying again?
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
I work at a bank and an old woman asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Andrew Tate.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!