Worst Jokes Ever
My boyfriend dumped me. Guess who came back crawling for his zimmer frame?
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
The convoy truckers are a joke.
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
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Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."