Worst Jokes Ever
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
It’s not cheating if you’re all siblings.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.