Worst Jokes Ever
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.