Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
1st graders: Ay yo girl, I think you’re beautiful, let’s get married!!
2nd graders: Uhh, don’t tell my mom that we’re dating!! She won’t let me date! Let’s keep this a seeeeecret heeheehee.
3rd graders: Uh, my teacher told me to stay after school because I wrote a poem about you and I’m 9 years old, we have to break up, sweetie.
4th graders: Hey, I think you’re cute!! Wanna date? I don’t think my girlfriend will mind.......
5th graders (they start wearing makeup): Ay girl, your eyelashes are pretty, I like you now, wanna date? Here’s my numberrrrrr.
6th graders: Heyyyyy, I gotta tell you a secret, I got a crush on you!! Don’t tell anyone!! Byeee, ooh, I’ll text you later!
7th graders: We need to make Peyton jealous because she broke up with you!! Wanna date? I mean, you’re not hot, but still, great personalityyyyy, alright, bye now.
8th graders: Hi sweetheart, I got STARRRBUCKKKSSS
Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.
All y'all weird af.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Any more song suggestions?
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!