Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?
A: "It's me, Luigi!"
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.