Worst Jokes Ever
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE.
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
I work at a bank and an old woman asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
What was I saying again?
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were just texting.
JAW don't know sh*t!
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.