What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
Worst Jokes Ever
Never got a mother's love, lol.
A blind man walks into a bar...
And then a chair.
And then a table.
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.
I’m still wearing the smile you gave me last week :)
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Doin (DYM 16)?
Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
What's green and sticky?
... A stick.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.