Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
I put on my hazmat suit, and grabbed my equipment, and said, "My time to shine!"
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...
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"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
I saw a kid crying today. I asked him where his parents were.
I love working at an orphanage.
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.