Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
What is a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!!!!!
Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"