Worst Jokes Ever
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Lenard is a joke.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Little old lady, you don't need to yodel about it. Yodel who? Yodel who?
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
Mummy, how was I born?
Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."
Fatherless jokes.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)