Worst Jokes Ever
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.