Worst Jokes Ever
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!
Hairline got repossessed.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.