Worst Jokes Ever

You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?

Let me just remove my finger from your bottom.

Thank you, nurse!

Just chatting, Tim! 🌷🌷🌷🌷

You know that you f**k better than dad?

I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)

Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"

Why did the dog cause the fight?

Because it was a bulldog.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop onions.

When is a door not a door?

When it is ajar.

I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.

What is a good time?

Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?

He ran at a stomp light!

Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.

I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.

Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.

I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.

What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?

He-he-eat!

Rip Juice WRLD.

What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.

What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?

They both come with a toy.

What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?

Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.