Worst Jokes Ever
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Si, papi?
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
Gay people would suck at war.
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
It is not funny about kidnapping.
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.
So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.
So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.