Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
Q: Why is marriage not a word?
It's a life sentence!
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.
In my basement.
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
What's bigger than Kurt Cobain's head?
What do you mean? He doesn't have one.
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
What’s the difference between masturbation and brain damage?
After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
Haha, you just saw sex!
When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?