What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
Was (DYM 118)
I like my woman how I like my wine, just under 2 years old.
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
The "w" in Africa is for water.
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.