Worst Jokes Ever
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!