Worst Jokes Ever

What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?

"Does this come with anything?"

What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?

Monkeypox.

If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.

Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.

I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.

I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.

What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.

What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?

Geo dude.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.

What do you call a rapper with a cold?

Lil Sneezy.

When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.

Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.

How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.

I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."

My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:

Starters - role play and stripping.

Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.

Dessert - Blowy.

What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?

A brunette with bad breath.

What is the first thing you would do if you woke up as a woman?

"Probably the dishes."

Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.

How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny

What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.