Worst Jokes Ever
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
I AGREE WITH EDP.
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.