Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
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Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Si, papi?
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?
2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.
3. My foot lasts longer than your life.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?