Worst Jokes Ever
What screams I’m insecure?
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
kapteyn = captain
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
nOnBiNaRy TrAsH
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.