Worst Jokes Ever
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.