Worst Jokes Ever
I started crying when Dad began to cut onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun.
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with her left hand?
She moans with her right.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
When the Among Us has drip ඞ!
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
This. This is my class.
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