Worst Jokes Ever

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Why can't orphans be robbers?

Because they're not wanted.

We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.

I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.

If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

What do you call a Black man having a seizure?

Chocolate shake.

How do you know you’re at a gay church?

Half the congregation is kneeling.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

How do you know you had a gay cookout?

All the hotdogs taste like ass.

What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?

A green bean.

I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.

What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?

Monkeypox.

Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.

Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?

Figure: Because your name is in seeker.

Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.

Kid: Please.

Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.

Kid: Everybody is hugging.

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?

"There's a great singer inside of you."

Why do orphans love going to church?

Because they can call someone "father."

Why do orphans go to church?

Because they have someone to call "Father."

Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?

Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.