Worst Jokes Ever
It’s not cheating if you’re all siblings.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on fire, and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"