Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"
Orphan: "Stop calling here!"
Me in the corner.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.
Wife: "You don't even have friends!"
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
Why was the picture in jail? Because it got framed!
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.