Worst Jokes Ever
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?
"Stop staring at my nuts."
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Nancy, the throat goat!
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.
In my basement.