Worst Jokes Ever

What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.

We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.

Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?

Because they are afraid of the jet.

Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.

Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?

These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.

I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.

You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.

"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."

What is a fish with no eyes?

A fsh!!!!!

What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?

They both hang by something.

Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍

Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.

Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.

We must start a propaganda for baked beans.

What do you call a Black man having a seizure?

Chocolate shake.

How do you know you’re at a gay church?

Half the congregation is kneeling.

What's something you can say in church and while having sex?

I come in the name of the Lord.

Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?

He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."