Worst Jokes Ever
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this? I need to talk to you guys.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
I eat cockroaches.
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
She really wanted a boner.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."