Worst Jokes Ever

Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.

Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!

Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?

Because they have no one to tell them off.

What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.

Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!

Son: Hey, Dad, I'm cold. Can you give me a lift from work?

Dad: Hi Cold, nice to meet you. Sorry, I don't pick up strangers.

Son: I hate you!

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find their home.😁😁

What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Thumb nails.

I tell a man, "Get me a Glock 19." He comes back with a glove. I was about to shout at him, but then I saw a pistol in his pocket, so I left and thanked him.

What’s a gay person’s favorite book?

The dictionary.

What animal can't you trust with your homework?

A: A cheetah!

Words that have "ho" in them:

Thot

Whore

Asshole

Horrible

Horena (my ex gf)

Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.

Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.

Me: "/"

How did the other 18 COVIDs go unnoticed?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."

Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.

Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!

Rachel: Alright!

On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.

Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!

Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"

What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.

What's 2+2?

4.