Worst Jokes Ever

What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆

Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?

A: To find his dad.

This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣

One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.

Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."

My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."

What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.

What did the orphan want for Christmas?

Parents.

Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?

They need parental permission.

What is the toughest part of the human body?

Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.

What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.

Eshay.

I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!

Why were there two boys on the bay?

Because they were gay!

You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?

Let me just remove my finger from your bottom.

Thank you, nurse!

You know that you f**k better than dad?

I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)

Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"

Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)

What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?

At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.

Suck your mom. ☺️

Just chatting, Tim! 🌷🌷🌷🌷

Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.

So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.