Worst Jokes Ever
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
I fucking love rhubarbs.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
Two sentence horror stories go.
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.