Worst Jokes Ever
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
When the Among Us has drip ඞ!
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
Rip Juice WRLD.
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.