Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
Are you a red light? Because I stop every time I see you.
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win no-bell prize!
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."
"Did you go to the biscuit eating championship?"
"Yea, it was crackers!"
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
What is the most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.