Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
What's the best finger for fingering A minor?
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
What do you call a three humped camel?