Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun.
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with her left hand?
She moans with her right.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
Why does Satan worship himself?
Jesus told him to worship God.
This. This is my class.
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o)
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
I'm Pickle Rick!
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.