Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
Worst Jokes Ever
Gay people would suck at war.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
I fucking hate school, god damn!
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.