Worst Jokes Ever
A true God would be godless himself.
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
Once, there was a woman who had a husband and a dog. The husband dies.
The dog would always sleep under the bed, and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down, and the dog would lick it to say she/he was alright. One night, it was thunderstorming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper, so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does, he/she licks her hand.
Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom, so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap, but the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.
On the mirror it said, "Humans can lick too," in the dog's blood.
This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Did you know the "w" in Africa stands for water?
I saw a kid crying today. I asked him where his parents were.
I love working at an orphanage.
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
I put on my hazmat suit, and grabbed my equipment, and said, "My time to shine!"
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.