Worst Jokes Ever
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.
Wife: "You don't even have friends!"
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
Quandale Dingle
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!