What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
Worst Jokes Ever
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
What is the best day to go to the beach?
On Sunday.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
I love autumn!
Somebody shouts "Fire!"
Man 1: Get the children out!
Man 2: F*** the children!
Man 3: We don't have time!
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
Hey, wanna hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.