Worst Jokes Ever
Quandale Dingle
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"
Orphan: "Stop calling here!"
Me in the corner.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
Why was the picture in jail? Because it got framed!
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
You guys wanna hear a joke?
My LOVE LIFE.
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."