Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue, by the way, I have the flu!
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
What did the bunger say to the bunger? Bunger.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.