Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Whatβs bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and theyβre filled with holes.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
Why canβt an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. π€ͺ
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
What is everyoneβs favorite class?
None, because people donβt like school.
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. ππππππππ€¨ππ¦πΆπ»πππππππππππππ³π³π³πππππππ€¨
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.