Worst Jokes Ever
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.
What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:
Starters - role play and stripping.
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.
Dessert - Blowy.
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
What is a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!!!!!
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.