Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?
Because he was cutting in line!
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
Dark jokes are just like water.
Not everybody gets it.
Yo mama's so heavy and fat, gravity could not hold her down.
When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
The one by die.
Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"
The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."
The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.