What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
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What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
Yo mama so fat, even Thanos had to snap twice.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
What do you call your mom? Gay.
Dear Gwen, you are not a faker, nor liar, nor loser!
And the people that are bothering you are just dumb, stupid, bored, and need to get a fricking life instead! Don't hurt yourself because of these comments, to be honest, you're really nice, kind, and mannered! There are more kind people than mean people, and I am one of them! Just live your life and ignore Liv and the unknown guy, which is named Greg! No need for all this drama!
Best, Tenya Bailey.
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Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
What is depressed and gay? Me.