Worst Jokes Ever
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
I go to Venice to get a bigger penis.
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Balloon 1: Watch out for cactus!
Balloon 2: Where is cactussssssss?
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!