Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t invented then.
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can’t hear an enzyme.
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.
A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
When life gives you melons, You’re probably dyslexic.
My friends told me to stop making suicide jokes, so I hanged on.
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."