Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
Worst Jokes Ever
Son: Hey, Dad, I'm cold. Can you give me a lift from work?
Dad: Hi Cold, nice to meet you. Sorry, I don't pick up strangers.
Son: I hate you!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
I tell a man, "Get me a Glock 19." He comes back with a glove. I was about to shout at him, but then I saw a pistol in his pocket, so I left and thanked him.
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.
Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.
Me: "/"
How did the other 18 COVIDs go unnoticed?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
What's 2+2?
4.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...
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Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.