Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Imagine not having a dad.
the george floyd situation was breath taking
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.