Worst Jokes Ever
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?
There is sperm on the screen.
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
It’s not cheating if you’re all siblings.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.