Worst Jokes Ever
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
I made a website for orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a home button.
What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"
Nothing.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: Whatβs wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lolππ€£π
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. ππ€π€£
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree.
Which one hits the ground first?
The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
Junkyard dogs may be mean, but the meanest dogs are the ones guarding concentration camps.
Dark humor is like the plague; everyone was supposed to get it.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.