Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun.
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
I started crying when Dad began to cut onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with her left hand?
She moans with her right.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
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