Worst Jokes Ever
This guy looked down the aisle and asked, "Hey, are those kids all yours?" And I replied: "No, I work for a condom company, and these kids are just all of my complaints."
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
I was reading a great book about an immortal cat the other day. It was impossible to put it down.
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I didn't even care.
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his ass.
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
Prostitution. The only job that pays more if you suck.
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.