Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Worst Jokes Ever
My girlfriend is like treasure to me.
You need a shovel to find her.
Scientists found water on Mars, mars-1 africa-0.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.
Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
I walked up to a man, and he said, "How's the weather up there?" and then I pushed him into the street to get hit by a bus.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.
Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.
I once told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man because he is far from home.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, girls would find me attractive.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin!😎
Who is more loyal: a dog or a wife?
Well, lock them both in your trunk for two hours and drive around and see which one is happy to see you.
So, there was this cop on the top bunk of a bunk bed.
Another cop walks in and sits on the bottom bunk and the cop on the top bunk bed said, "You're under a-rest."
