Worst Jokes Ever
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
I was reading a great book about an immortal cat the other day. It was impossible to put it down.
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I didn't even care.
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his ass.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
Prostitution. The only job that pays more if you suck.
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.