Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
Roses are red, I wish you were dead.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.
They never get old.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
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What did the mountain say to the helicopter? Kobee.
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
Mary had a little lamb. Chick, chick, bam! No more lamb.
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Q: An apple gets picked.
Dark humor is like cancer; it's funnier when kids get it.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
POV: You liked this joke because you're straight.
How do you name an Asian child?
Ring the doorbell.