Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I bet you $12345678901234567890 that you didn't read that number and you didn't notice that I put a letter in it. No, I didn't, but you went back and looked, didn't you?

Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?

Because they have a history of separating colors.

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    • Teacher: What's your favorite animal?

    Me: Desert Eagle.

    Teacher: Why?

    Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.

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    • A man died and went to heaven. Every time you cheat, you get a worse car.

    The first man cheated 5 times; he got a Jeep. The second man cheated 3 times; he got a BMW. The third man never cheated; he got a Lamborghini.

    The second man saw the third man sad. He said, "Why are you sad?" The third man said, "I saw my wife with a scooter."

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    • How to get quick cash:

    Step 1: Kill a child's parents.

    Step 2: Do foster care for them.

    Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.

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    • You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.

    My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.

    I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.

    Sister

    How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.

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    • The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.

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    • People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."

    I know it's really, really, really, really bad.