Worst Jokes Ever
I bet you $12345678901234567890 that you didn't read that number and you didn't notice that I put a letter in it. No, I didn't, but you went back and looked, didn't you?
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
A man died and went to heaven. Every time you cheat, you get a worse car.
The first man cheated 5 times; he got a Jeep. The second man cheated 3 times; he got a BMW. The third man never cheated; he got a Lamborghini.
The second man saw the third man sad. He said, "Why are you sad?" The third man said, "I saw my wife with a scooter."
You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.
I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.
How to get quick cash:
Step 1: Kill a child's parents.
Step 2: Do foster care for them.
Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.
The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine of my lives with you.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Keep this shit between you and me."
People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
What's the difference between my mum and my dad?
My mum stayed.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
You reload and keep shooting.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
da baby
Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.
POV: You liked this joke because you're straight.