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Worst Jokes Ever
Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.
POV: You liked this joke because you're straight.
What do you take care of after a car crash?
The witnesses.
Do you have dark humor?
Actually, never mind. I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying... but I decided to abort.
How do you throw a surprise party at a hospital?
Bring a strobe light into the epilepsy ward.
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
What is the difference between a kid's dad and his cancer?
The cancer came back.
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it.
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
Whoever took my anti-depressant pills,
I hope you're fucking happy.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
