Worst Jokes Ever
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.
Prostitution. The only job that pays more if you suck.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I didn't even care.
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his ass.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Roses are red, I wish you were dead.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.
They never get old.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.