Worst Jokes Ever
Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.
Prostitution. The only job that pays more if you suck.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I didn't even care.
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his ass.
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
Roses are red, I wish you were dead.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.
They never get old.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
What did the mountain say to the helicopter? Kobee.
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What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
Mary had a little lamb. Chick, chick, bam! No more lamb.