Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
Yo mama!
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
'Cause it's a car-PET.
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Are you a red light? Because I stop every time I see you.
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There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
"Did you go to the biscuit eating championship?"
"Yea, it was crackers!"
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
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