Worst Jokes Ever
My friends told me to stop making suicide jokes, so I hanged on.
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.