What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
Worst Jokes Ever
kapteyn = captain
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What is a good time?
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
Some dude: Water you thinking?
Me: You're drowning in my head.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me!
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop onions.
I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"
....yes, it is "long time no see."
nOnBiNaRy TrAsH
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.