Worst Jokes Ever
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.