Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a black man in the dark?

- Nothing.

Son: Dad, I'm gay.

Dad: I support you.

Son: I like you.

Dad: Get out and into my room!

My sister told me she liked Medusa.

I said, "Huh?"

My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.

One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.

Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."

My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."

My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?

So she can moan with her right hand.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they couldn't run home.

"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."

Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?

You just shot an unarmed man.

Well, he should have armed himself then.

I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?

You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.

Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?

A: To find his dad.

This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣

What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.

What did the orphan want for Christmas?

Parents.

When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.

Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim-denim-denim!

My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.

Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.

What's tree + tree?

Sticks! (Three + three = six)