Worst Jokes Ever
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
Doom is eternal.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What did the bunger say to the bunger? Bunger.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
I like dicks... sporting goods.