Worst Jokes Ever
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them. 😈😈
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?
There is sperm on the screen.
Rape victims suck, literally.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
What’s harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.