Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
Somebody give me a peanut. I just ate an EpiPen.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
A condom!
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What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
What disease do you get from shoving a dirty, rusty piece of metal up your ass? Tetanus.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
Like, and comment if you're single.
Farts.
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of chill flows.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!