Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
The other day my brother hit me. I yelled for mom. No one responded.
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. ππ€π€£
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: Whatβs wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lolππ€£π
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasnβt invented then.
What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"
Nothing.
Whatβs the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.
A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.