Worst Jokes Ever

Why do orphans cry so much?

They can’t find a place to go.

Little Johnny was walking on the street alone one day and saw a robber. Little Johnny says to him "Give the mother fucking broken ass piece of shit back!"

To which the robber says "FUCK YOU! I don't wanna."

Little Johnny calls the police and says "A robber is stealing a broken ass piece of shit purse."

The police said "How old are you?"

Little Johnny then hangs up the phone.

Fun fact: Pringles are named Pringles because somebody decided to name them Pringles.

I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?

Abortion isn't murder, it's just canceling a pre-order.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; 1 to screw it in, and the other to suck my dick.

I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.

Hi, I was a feminist until I realised that:

A. Feminism is just a pile of dumb shit.

B. That men are actually treated unequally.

SO

we should all say sorry to the boys for pissing them off.

Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.

Well, being an American is just a joke itself.

Make this post have 1000 comments.

If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?

Americans...

Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills.

Lack of money is the root of all evil. 😊

What sort of movies do cows like to watch?

Moosicals!

You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:

Orphan: No Way Home.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.

What's the best name for a prostitute?

SI-MOAN.

You know what to do with this?

Get it to the same amount of dislikes and likes!

Q. What do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head?

A. An ambulance.

What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.