What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
I eat cockroaches.
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, grabbed Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this? I need to talk to you guys.
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
She really wanted a boner.
What did the bunger say to the bunger? Bunger.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!