Worst Jokes Ever
Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Why wouldn’t Mrs. Grapes leave her children behind?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
Would you like to eat some African food?
So would they...
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
How do you punish a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
I like my women like I like my microwaves.
Hot, ready to go when I am, and able to kill any baby I put in her.
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
🤔 🤔 🤔 Why did a ♿ why did a physically handicapped 👨 gay man that is a sex worker received $35.00 for a blowjob from gay men in the LGBT community? because he can suck the chrome of a tail pipe 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank, has jotted that down on his notebook, he says, "Oh, I see."
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.