Worst Jokes Ever
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
What is boring? Talking about boring things.
I told her she needed to put her dog on a leash, and her boyfriend is still on a leash to this day. 😮💨
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
A lady runs into a police station and yells, "Help, help! I've been graped!"
A police officer says, "Do you mean raped?"
The girl then replies, "No, there was a bunch of 'em!"
Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Why wouldn’t Mrs. Grapes leave her children behind?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
Would you like to eat some African food?
So would they...
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
How do you punish a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
I like my women like I like my microwaves.
Hot, ready to go when I am, and able to kill any baby I put in her.
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.