Worst Jokes Ever
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say when little boys walk away?
"Give in to me-hee-he!"
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture?
A: One uses one nail to hang.
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.