When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call women's rights: A blank sheet of paper.
Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go!
If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder), will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian?
That was my brain teaser for you guys! Make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)
Me.
The joke is me.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, “Who created the Earth?” And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, “MY GOD!” And the teacher says, “Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth.” Sally sits down.
Then, the teacher asks, “Where do you go after you live a good life?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, “HEAVENS TO BETSY!” And the teacher says, “Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life.” Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around.
And then, the teacher asks the class, “What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around, and says, “If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it!” And the teacher faints.
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?
Because he was cutting in line!
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
Dark jokes are just like water.
Not everybody gets it.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a disco party. 🕺🕺🕺