Worst Jokes Ever
Orphans have no home.
Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
Q: What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
A: Leukemia.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck 'em.
Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.
Got fired from the bank yesterday.
They caught me drinking on the job.
Teacher: "Okay, so how are you going?"
Student: "I'm not going."
Teacher: "Oh, so you're a wheelchair person?"
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?