Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama's so heavy and fat, gravity could not hold her down.

What is an orphan's favorite video game?

"Who's Your Daddy?"

You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.

Why did the chicken kill himself?

To get to the other side.

What do you call an orphan fish?

Self-ish.

The one by die.

If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.

What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.

Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?

A. The baby girl.

What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?

A rape victim!

A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"

The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."

The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.

What does Nemo have in common with my dad?

They both can't be found.

Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.

How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?

Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.

Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”

“And yer hand?” asks Marty.

“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”

“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”

“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”

“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”

“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”

"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)

Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.

Welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make 'em, we take 'em!

Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?

There used to be two but now there's one...

Who is Joe?

You reply back: Who is Candice?

They reply back: Who is Candice?

You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."