Worst Jokes Ever
If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
Hi, how are you? Are you good?
Gwen-Kind-Positive-Lends a Helping Hand- Stops Bullies- Does Most Helpful Work.
Addison Banks- Positive Voicing-Stops Hurtful Words.
ALYA-Powerful in Thought- Helps- But Sadly Is Gone.
Prince-Always Backed Up Gwen- But Sadly Is Gone Too.
Watersharky-Helps When Needed-Backs Up Anyone- Curses When Needed- Helps People Through Depression.
These Are The Legends, There Are More Out There You Could Be One Too Just Lend a Helping Hand.
Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom?
Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom.
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What disease do you get from shoving a dirty, rusty piece of metal up your ass? Tetanus.
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of chill flows.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!