Worst Jokes Ever
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
A: Because every play has a cast.
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
Like if you think someone is gay.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks!
The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.
I really want to beat the living daylights out of you, but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage.
Chuck Norris doesn’t go to heaven; Heaven comes to Chuck Norris. RIP.
OMG TYSM FOR HELPING ME REACH 30 FOLLOWERS!
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I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?