Worst Jokes Ever
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.
Hi, how are you? Are you good?
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
Gwen-Kind-Positive-Lends a Helping Hand- Stops Bullies- Does Most Helpful Work.
Addison Banks- Positive Voicing-Stops Hurtful Words.
ALYA-Powerful in Thought- Helps- But Sadly Is Gone.
Prince-Always Backed Up Gwen- But Sadly Is Gone Too.
Watersharky-Helps When Needed-Backs Up Anyone- Curses When Needed- Helps People Through Depression.
These Are The Legends, There Are More Out There You Could Be One Too Just Lend a Helping Hand.
Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom?
Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom.
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
Roses are red, I need a broom, I just shit all over the bathroom.
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
What disease do you get from shoving a dirty, rusty piece of metal up your ass? Tetanus.
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
Farts.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of chill flows.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
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