Worst Jokes Ever
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious.
Him: How do you break things?
Me: You break things up.
Him: Okay.
Me: Is everything okay?
Him: We’re a twig. We’re breaking up.
What is fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
The Nazis.
Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
Y'all really need to stop hating on pedos!! At least they drive slow in school zones! God.