Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!
Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
Hoes be like, "I've been through a lot."
No, a lot's been through you.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
Wanna hear a poop joke?
Nah, they always stink.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Lately, I’ve been wearing sunglasses when I have sex.
So I don’t get pepper sprayed.
I have a really good construction joke.
But I'm still working on it.
Satan: "Why are you in hell?"
Me: "I threw itching powder on somebody with no arms."
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.