Worst Jokes Ever
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Y'all follow me, please.
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
Bro, your toenails are bigger than your IQ.
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
Fuck Jewkraine!
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.