Worst Jokes Ever
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Willy bum.
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Texas 😂😂😂😂
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
Okay, One time I there was my dog. But then the dog, it fell.
Then I f**ked my dog hard in the a**.
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
Have a good summer!
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, flags big plus.
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.