Worst Jokes Ever
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
VOTING SEMIFINAL 1
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.
Vote for the better joke.
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.
Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
Paper.
My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.