Worst Jokes Ever
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?
Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."
But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
Anyone wanna chat?
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
Your mum has balls.
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.