Worst Jokes Ever
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
Wanna hear a poop joke?
Nah, they always stink.
I have a really good construction joke.
But I'm still working on it.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
My mum told me to take out the trash, but I couldn’t find you.
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!
Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.
She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.