Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
Worst Jokes Ever
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
The depressed kid wanted a high-five from the tree, but it left him hangin'.
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:
The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"
My therapist said: "Time heals all wounds."
I shot her, now we wait.
it's not rape if we're both screaming
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
Bull In Book Lacking Evidence
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: He got shot.
I can tell a joke :)
Twinkle, twinkle, there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.