Worst Jokes Ever
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.
Jack and Jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo, but Jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
I was shocked when I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof.
"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."
When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.