Worst Jokes Ever
I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
Man dies.
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
My dad left me, lol.
"Why is my name Rose?"
"A rose fell on your head when you were born."
"Why is my name Daisy?"
"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."
"Bedrock is better than Java!"
"Oh, hi Brick!"
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
I'm so gay.
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.