Worst Jokes Ever
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.
Hi, how are you? Are you good?
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
Gwen-Kind-Positive-Lends a Helping Hand- Stops Bullies- Does Most Helpful Work.
Addison Banks- Positive Voicing-Stops Hurtful Words.
ALYA-Powerful in Thought- Helps- But Sadly Is Gone.
Prince-Always Backed Up Gwen- But Sadly Is Gone Too.
Watersharky-Helps When Needed-Backs Up Anyone- Curses When Needed- Helps People Through Depression.
These Are The Legends, There Are More Out There You Could Be One Too Just Lend a Helping Hand.
Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom?
Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom.
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
My granddad died in Auschwitz in WW2...
He fell from a tower.
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
Like, and comment if you're single.
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.