Worst Jokes Ever
Like if you think someone is gay.
Paul Walker.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
A: Because every play has a cast.
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
I really want to beat the living daylights out of you, but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage.
The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.